If my boyfriend just got his entire stomach tattooed, does that mean I have more of an excuse to sit on his face?
- Me: I like you. Do you like me?
- Boyfriend: Yes. I like you.
- Me: How much?
- Boyfriend: A lot.
- Me: If you were to say the amount of liking in elephants. How many elephants are there?
- Boyfriend: A lot of elephants.
- Me: Ok but how many is a lot of elephants.
- Boyfriend: All of them! All of the elephants in Africa!





